millie-tant:

Dear Americans,

Please stop using Daily Mail articles. Stop citing them as sources. Just stop.

Its cool, you don’t know these things. That’s alright. But seriously listen for a sec.

The Daily Mail is Fox News. Its Fox News on a bad day. Every story is exaggerated,…

bellecosby:

bellecosby:

White people who stay in their lane tend to age well

Jennifer Aniston (45)

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Paul Rudd (45)

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Mariska (50)

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all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin 

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sosa-parks:

Broke niggas always wanna argue , nigga u aint eat all day where’s all dis energy comin from smh

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roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

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idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.

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